Table of Contents
Cat Tales 1………….5
Cat Tales 2………….9
Cat Tales 3………..13
Cat Tales 4………..16
Cat Tales 5………..20
Cat Tales 6………..25
Cat Tales 7………..28
Cat Tales 8………..32
Cat Tales 9………..37
Cat Tales 10………42
Cat Tales 11………45
Cat Tales 12………50
Cat Tales 13………54
Cat Tales 14………58
Cat Tales 15………62
Cat Tales 16………67
Cat Tales 17………70
Cat Tales 18………74
Cat Tales 19………77
Cat Tales 20………80
Cat Tales 21………84
Cat Tales 22………87
Cat Tales 23………90
Cat Tales 24………94
Cat Tales 25………99
Cat Tales 26…….102
Cat Tales 27…….106
Cat Tales 28…….110
Cat Tales 29…….115
Cat Tales 30…….119
Cat Tales 31…….122
Cat Tales 32…….125
Cat Tales 33…….128
Cat Tales 34…….131
Cat Tales 35…….136
Cat Tales 36…….140
Cat Tales 37…….143
Cat Tales 38…….145
Cat Tales 39…….148
Cat Tales 40…….152
Cat Tales 41…….157
Cat Tales 42…….160
Cat Tales 43…….164
Cat Tales 44…….168
Cat Tales 45…….171
Cat Tales 46…….176
Cat Tales 47…….180
Cat Tales 48…….183
Cat Tales 49…….185
Cat Tales 50…….189
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Cat Tales 1
When I was a boy, the cats I knew had jobs, like regular folks. Orange Tom, my father’s favorite, and Tom’s gray-haired female companion worked in our dairy barn keeping mice out of the feed. They earned a splash of fresh cow’s milk twice a day. It was a beneficial association, legitimate contract labor and one entirely appropriate to a cat’s inherent dignity.
Things change. I have a cat now. No barn. Only a cat. My cat, Silky the Siamese, has no idea that mice and feed don’t mix. Silky doesn’t work for a living, a thing I thought common in the feline world.
I have Silky, the unemployed cat, because I wanted my wife.
After I met this really smart, funny, and sweet-smelling woman, after we had snuggled in movie theaters and held hands across restaurant tables and undertaken other semiromantic adventures not requiring feline participation, she began to tell me more about herself, about her childhood, and about a female Siamese cat she’d had for more than twenty years. I learned Tammy, the cat’s name, not the woman’s, had recently gone to the Great Cat Heaven in the Sky.
The woman missed her greatly, and as she told me endearing stories of their two decades together, her eyes welled up with tears. Nothing will rearrange your opinion of cats like the smell of a woman’s hair when she sits on your lap and puts her arms around your neck, which is an activity not requiring feline participation. Of course, the woman wasn’t my wife when I first noticed how nice her hair smelled. But I didn’t have a cat then, did I?
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